Here are just a few of the characters you might encounter:

Robot with Feelings
Aw, the little guy wants a hug!
More robots

Awesome-man
Self-appointed defender of all things awesome. Probably radioactive.
Superheroism

Everyman
Look at him: eating his lunch without a care in the world. The monster.
Nothing to see here

Dog (Dawg)
Man’s best friend. Answers to Fido, Rex, or any loud noise.
Hot doggery

Cat
Fearsome predator of suburbia. Always good for a few lulz.
Da lulz. Let me show u it.

Hipster
Note the fair trade beverage in his hand. He’s drinking it ironically.
He clicked this link before it was cool

Vegetable Police
Detectives with a dash of vitamin C. Notable cases include the Potato Head Mystery and the Case of the Stainless Steel Sauna.
O…K…

Nerd
Programmer by day, programmer by night.
Those pockets aren’t going to protect themselves…

Princess
Usually rooming with dragons or various monsters. Repeatedly rescued by plumbers. Sings with animals.
Fallacious fairy tales

The Squirrel Mafia
Rulers of the animal underworld. Enjoy nuts.
Racketeering

Monkey
‘Nuff said.
‘Nuff

Baby
Prone to extreme mood swings and violent outbursts. Also leaky.
They’re sort of like little people

Scientist
A devoted student of Knowledge and Progress. Often insane.
Mad science

Zombie
Aw, the little guy wants a hug!
Hug the zombie!