That’s why prophets are never invited to parties.
Car Opener
They were having a sale at the giant-novelty-kitchen-utensils store.
Country Chic
They only scare the trendiest crows.
Doughboy Distress
Everyone has a limit.
Blind Rage
No hoof-eye coordination?
Cone of No Shame
???
Hair-raising
His scalp is enjoying a pleasant breeze.
Paranormal Punishment
Believe it or not, this is the second time I’ve made a pants-related ghost joke. Weird.
Unrelated: Wow, is this really my 400th comic? I thought they’d be funnier by now ;)
Inked and Clipped
It’s the anthropomorphic-piece-of-paper with the dragon tattoo.
Headlocked
The battle was brief, but the shame will last a lifetime.
Recursive Muscle Mass
That’s right, ladies. Even his abs have abs.
Vocal Music Performance in the Midst of Precipitation
ERROR.