Alternate title: Victor’s Pet Monster.
When Rabbits Attack
And that’s why magicians don’t wear hats.
Invest Like a Pirate
Wow, I just realized that that’s a bank built on sand… a sandbank?
It was unintentional, I swear!
(Also, I’m exactly one week early for ITLAPD. Arrr.)
Mantis and Wife
That’s how you know a mantis is in love: when he bakes himself into a wedding cake.
Hybrid Electric Lighting
Yes.
Phone Booth Deposit
A free outfit with every phone call!
Revolutionary French Cuisine
Let them slice cake.
Mob Enforcement
If the mole is also a mole, then they’re going to whack a mole mole.
Divine Express
How do you connect a floral delivery service with an online media player? This is how.
Zoom Zoom
It’s a well known fact that sporty stripes will make anything go faster.
The Saddest Clown
In case you’re wondering… yes, that’s exactly what angst looks like.
Age Inappropriate
Someday, little grape juice box. Someday.