Just a fancier version of this classic from the days of yore.
The Princess’s Pet
Alternate title: Star Wars Sleepover.
That’s blue milk, by the way.
Rules of Engagement
Soloist
Hungry Hungry
Can plastic hippos survive on plastic marbles? I suppose so. Assuming real hippos can survive on real marbles.
Farsighted
“I’m thinking of turning evil. Should I turn evil?”
Yes – definitely
“Will I need an evil army?”
Without a doubt
“Hmm. I’ll need fuel for an evil army. Trees burn, don’t they?”
Signs point to yes
“Haha. It’s not like the trees could fight back, right?”
Ask again later
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That’s a palantÃr, by the way. If you didn’t know that, you’re probably a sane and well-adjusted individual. Congratulations.
Fine Print
Doctor’s Deterrent
If I were a doctor, this is exactly how I’d abuse my moral authority.
Moveable Feast
Blood, brains, bones: there’s something for everyone.
Behold my first (accepted) Threadless design! If you’d like to see it on a shirt, then run, don’t walk, to Threadless and vote it up ;)
Update: Scoring is now complete. Now we play the waiting game…
Update 2: Boourns. Next time, Gadget. Next time…
Passing Bricks
Assembly instructions not included ;)
(Alas, another T-shirt design stuck in limbo.)
Tin and Iron
Apparently, Tony Stark has a relative in Oz.
You might recognize that pose: it was pretty much stolen from this iconic image.
(This was originally a T-shirt design. Hooray for recycling ;)