In my mind, he sounds like Simon Cowell.
Lab Assistant
Two Sheep, One Sweater
This is actually kind of disturbing.
Inadequate Protection
Spelunking
The average person swallows eight spiders per year while sleeping ;)
Aquabike
That fish has an interesting expression. So smug, so condescending. If only he knew how evolution really works.
Not Cruel but Unusual
Why not make a profit with your punishment?
A Dapper Gentleman
Desserticide
Truth in Advertising
Canadian, eh?
Personal Music Device
The answer is yes, the pirate is playing air guitar.
Black Magic
Hmm… I wonder if there’s a voodoo supervillain?