No glass ceilings here. Just regular ceilings.
Bear Filter
The hashtags aren’t links. You can stop clicking them now.
Doggy Door Deformity
Seriously, folks, canine obesity is a tragic, yet hilarious epidemic.
Flapjack Flip-flop
This is my 500th comic! That’s a good thing, right?
Shark Suit
Johnny had always wanted to be a merman. But not like this. Never like this.
White Picket Protection
Don’t you hate it when barbarian hordes trample your prize petunias?
Locally-Sourced Wool
It’s the shirt off his back. Literally.
(Update of this.)
School Substitute
Clearly, the lesson here is that if you want to make friends, you should pretend to be something you’re not.
Monocular Macking
Both: bwinking.
Feline Hairline
Mane pattern baldness?
Doctor of Doom: The Sequel
If you’d like to see this on a shirt – possibly your shirt – head on over to Threadless and vote it up! You’ll also have my eternal thanks!
(This is an update of this not-so-classic comic from last year.)
Update: The people have spoken and scored this with a 2.88/5. Hmm. Maybe the reference is too obscure?
Of Beards and Bonnets
The manliest mutton chops.