He’ll be the prettiest polar bear at the polar bear prom.
Prey Buffet
It’s the elephant style of self-defence.
Cardomancy
Almost as useless as “Math” and “Science.”
Dumbo Dump
Teaches him for parking outside.
Paramilitary Park Place
Fun fact: the battleship and artillery pieces from the original Monopoly were recycled from a failed board game named “Conflict.”
Oddly appropriate, wouldn’t you say?
Days of Past Past
Ok, so technically they’re not “men.” But whatever! Puns!
Overflowing Flavour
Starting the new year on a classy note.
Pumping Irons
Well, that’s it for 2013. The craziness continues in January.
Kid’s Luggage
Note the wheeled heels.
Fossil Fool
The paleontologists who discovered this were very confused.
Macro Foodography
You could shoo them away, but they’re always hovering around, waiting to land on the most photogenic cuisine.
Seafood Sickness
Three days of indigestion.