Many of you feel bad for this robot. That is because you crazy. It has no feelings.
Sunless Disposition
The carroty count.
Ambivalent Anger
It’s not easy being half-green.
Never Rob a Chipmunk
Tiny firearm? Check. Adorable mugger’s outfit? Check. Pockets? …
Opposing Organs
Yes.
Wizard of Ooze
Eeeeewww… witch juice.
Lord of the Deer
Headlight head lights?
Final Flush
Not the best way to start an afterlife.
Doctor of Doom
I’ll bet he grows up to be a talented cardiac surgeon.
Desert Donation
Way to think ahead, wise guy.
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Well, that’s all for 2012. Tune in next year for more random misadventures. Same random time, same random channel.
Cycle Safety
Cartoon physics is the best physics.
Arachnid ESP
Most spiders just call it “sense.”