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Tag: bear
Polar Pampering
He’ll be the prettiest polar bear at the polar bear prom.
Car Opener
They were having a sale at the giant-novelty-kitchen-utensils store.
Survival Strategy
Bamboonivore
Pre-taxidermy
Frozen Dessert
Yes, I know I’m mixing up the north and south poles. But hey, that popsicle could have been imported ;)
Young Victor
Hardcore
Is the song stuck in your head yet?