Tag: wizard

“I’m thinking of turning evil. Should I turn evil?”
Yes – definitely

“Will I need an evil army?”
Without a doubt

“Hmm. I’ll need fuel for an evil army. Trees burn, don’t they?”
Signs point to yes

“Haha. It’s not like the trees could fight back, right?”
Ask again later

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That’s a palantír, by the way. If you didn’t know that, you’re probably a sane and well-adjusted individual. Congratulations.